Variation On “You’re Trapped on an Island…”

Bad news: they just announced a meteor the size of Donald Trump’s ego is hurtling towards a fire-y (get it? “You’re Fired”?) orange collision with earth.

We’ll never make it!

Good news: you’ve got a seat on a shuttle out. Let’s blow this popsicle stand!

You sure know how to travel. So long, suckers!

Bad news: space is limited. You don’t even get a full suitcase. You probably won’t be able to fit any more than three books in the box you’re allotted.

Hope you weren’t overly fond of shoes.

The question: which three books do you take? This is the end of the world as we know it, remember…so