Haha Love it! I actually have one too: confuddle . . . which (to me) means to be incapacitated in a state of confusion while being dumbstruck.
For the longest while I thought it was an actual word, as in I’ve been using it in my stories only to find out no such word exists . . . but it should. It so should exist and I plan to make it so. I may use funstrating though, will link back to you for its ingenious creation 😉
Muahaha. They’re like weeds: they sprout up every so often, but then they just hang out (in this case, scattered about the place on little notes) until I make the occasion to deal with them (type them up).