Three fun words to start your Friday off with a laugh (see illustrated sentences below):
furtive: attempting to avoid notice or attention, typically due to guilt or fear of discovery; nervous for guilt
owlish: resembling an owl; appearing wise or solemn
longhair: a person with long hair or characteristics of those associated with it: hippies, intellectuals. Also (what!) a devotee of classic music.
1. Is there anything more furtive than a group of priests wandering lost in the lingerie department?
2. Person A: “Do these big glasses make me look owlish?”
Person B: “No, but they make you look Woody Allen-ish.”
3. Get a job, you vegetarian, soc-majoring, philosophizing, Bach-loving longhair!*
*Not intended to offend any unemployed vegetarian soc major philosopher Bach fans
**One day, the Mr. Aliens meme will get old. That day is not today.